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A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.
Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.
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slowness, dumbness, clumsiness, forgetfullness, plenty of blond moments. "just plain lucy" lol
-"I think I have the lucy disease!"
-"How?"
-"I plugged the charger into my phone but didnt plug the charger into the wall! lol"
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A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.
Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses
Kyle got mung disease from eating her chunky discharge.
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1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.
2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.
Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.
2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
Antonio disease is a rare disease when the person twitches every time they move, or when the person dances they have a little seizure when doing the dance move 'reverse'.
Mateo Bowles (Famous Dancer) has Antonio disease
when you suffer from american disease it means you are dumb
person: i have american disease
person2: whats that ?
person: it means im dumb
The temporary twitching and quivering in the legs and/or body after a mind altering orgasm.
I came so hard he gave me Fuckinson's Disease in my thighs for an hour!