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bald.
Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.
bald.
Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.
A young bald fellow who bathes with his father
Oh you are a right Tom Dixon, aren’t you
An amazing guy who is super hot kinda depressed and self conscious. He doesn’t really show much emotion but gets through the week looking forward to the weekend with friends who love him and love hanging out with him. He would love to get closer to his friends however and be able to hang out with them more than just when they come over to his house but his mom barely ever lets him because she is kinda strict
He look it’s Zach Dixon I wish I could hang out with him more but him mom is kinda strict, and he’s super hot so I don’t know if he would like me.
elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY
"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
a small girl silly but loyal like a puppy emily Dixon normally are blonde small girls with pale skin (like a bar is doll) Emily Dixons are normally fragile with grace and elegance they are very studious and don't get out much /green eyed Emily dioxins pretend sometimes to be something they're not a green eyed Emily is often shy and hides away her intelligence
/blue eyed Emily Dixons are the exception to the studious ways she is daft and immiture and not to be trusted
/brown eyed brown eyed Emily's are outgoing however they are unlinked by many and can be anoying at times
I really need to pass this test
So do I let's do an emily Dixon and study loads
Ancient Malay for sexual deviance that motivates one to literally have bags of dicks in their mouth. Unimaginable thirst for the dick.
Dixon Jong, you wanna do some work for me?
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*