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Someone who's afraid of hotdogs in a paranoid and sick way, so that he acts like a passive agressive towards sausage parties and all those kinds of nice events including friendly sausage eating
When someone in the agency suggested that everybody whould participate and buy a Hodgog machine, Alexandre freaked out and revealed his real personality of Hotdog dodger...
Alex would'nt participate to the sausage parties, for he's such a Hotdog dodger.
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Someone who does not take showers on a day to day basis.
(clean dude) dude you gonna go take a shower so we can get going?
(dirty dude) no i had one 3 days ago
(clean dude) your a fucking soap dodger
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Sucking a man's penis while having your middle, index and thumb fingers extended outward, meanwhile, bending your ring and pincky finger towards the palm while waving THAT hand.
Blake gave me a wicked dodger dog last night and I gave him a wicked Dirty Sanchez and pearl necklace in return.
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A Dentist Dodger is someone who has not had a visit to the dentist for so long that their teeth are barely existant.
Guy 1: Hey did you see the new guy James?
Guy 2: Yeah he hasn't got teeth they're all black stumps!
Guy 1: Wow he's a serious dentist dodger!
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Someone who says they'll meet up with someone and then doesn't, on purpose.
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A cunt dodger is someone who rubs their dick around a woman's cunt, but never actually penetrates her. It's either due to the fact that she's too tight, or she could just be way too filthy to fuck. The cunt dodge is the perfect maneuver to use when a sex crazed teeny bopper gets high on acid and tries to rape you but she is too intoxicated to tell where your dick is, but too fat to get off of you.
1) Aymen claims to have lost his virginity, but his sister says he just cunt dodged her all night.
2) "That bitch Julie likes me a lot. She even pays me money to be seen in public with her. But when it comes time for us to fornicate, I just pull the ol' cunt dodger on her and claim that it's because she's too tight."
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1.One who passes gas and attempts to smell it.
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2.Synonym for Thing-a-ma-jig
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3.Synonym for dillweed
1. That guy totally just proved himself a molly dodger by farting and sniffing.
2. Did you see where I put that little molly dodger that went on before this last bolt?
3. Man that kid can sure be a molly dodger
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