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(n.) A beautifully endowed buttocks. Distinguishable by either it's size, shape, texture, bounce, or proportion. A donkey may only be considered solid if the observer (given the opportunity) would undoubtedly choose to salt it. (see 'Salted Donkey')
"That is one Solid Donkey"
a busted up crusty burnt bitch who tans topless at the beach preying on innocent drunk beach bums soliciting sexual acts for the low low (1.00)
damn did you see that??!! poor old craig got wasted and fell victim to that ratchet sand donkey at south beach
When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
Someone who prepares a donkey for a donkey show.
Arrogant asshole Dr. Woods is a donkey fluffer.
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To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.
Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.
Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
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The poker donkey has replaced the poker fish. In the olden days of poker (before 1999) the bad players were called fish. Now a days they are called a donkey.
A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card.
A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.
But, like all donkeys they finally end up on the rail watching other donkeys play. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. It is only then that the poker donkey will dig deep to gain knowledge of the game.
Whether you are playing poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.
That guy is a fucking poker donkey. If I ever play cards like those, I'd be a donkey. You won that hand playing like a donkey.
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Pertaining to something loose and having an overwhelmingly amount of elasticity
That doing one-eyed hooker was like screwing a floppy donkey
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