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See also Doom 3.
Doom III is the long-awaited sequel (anticipated for literally a decade) to the legendary Doom series. Doom III is a hyper-upgrade from the original Doom games. Currently out on PC, it will hit Xbox in either October or November.
"Doom III is so fuckin' tight; I'm already looking forward to a sequel."
-me
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This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.
The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."
Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.
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The act of Performing Cunnilingus on the Anus. (ie, doing a slightly better job than tossing the salad).
She liked it when I tossed the salad so good that I had to slap the coon-doom on her.
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For those of us that enjoy it, it is among the greatest games ever created.
Doom 2, and it's prequel Doom, started a new era in online shooting games.
Most FPS games played online today are traced back to this bad boy.
Since it's inception; thousands of wads; including new maps, textures, and audio, have been created over it's life span; leaving an almost endless supply of wads to experience.
Today, there are new wads being made all the time, for both single player, and multiplayer, and will continue indefinitely into the future.
It has gone from a more restricted keyboard and mouse controlled experience, to enabling full mouselook support, with even the option of jumping, although these were neither intended, nor necessary to play Doom.
Doom 2 belongs in the hallowed halls of gaming history.
Chuck: Hey Dave, let's organise a Doom 2 LAN party with the work guys this weekend yeah?
Dave: Sounds great Chuck; just make sure you get crossover cables this time!
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That person in any office or endeavor who presents "bad news" data without checking it's accuracy, continually alarming co-workers and executives and causing them many lost production hours before they discover that the Doom Crow's data was incomplete or incorrect. This is usually caused by negligence or laziness, not malice.
She came with inaccurate "bad news" so many times that we labeled her the "Doom Crow".
Make sure your data is correct before presenting that horrible scenario! You don't want to be this week's Doom Crow!
The narrow bit of space, that's located between the driver/passenger seat and the centre console.
You're in the car driving along with a friend, and they can't find their phone.
Friend: Have you seen my phone? I've looked everywhere!
Driver: Uh oh... it's fallen into the crevice of doom!!!
Both the friend and driver agree that it's easier to buy a new phone, than deal with effort/pain you need to retrieve the phone from the crevice of doom!
The Pencil of Doom, short PoD or Pencil of mass destruction, is an extremely powerful super weapon featured in Hitler Untergang Parodies and is owned by Adolf Hitler. In order to use it, Hitler smashes it on his target or on a map of Berlin. A gigantic explosion is able to destroy almost anything.
Even Fegelein can be seriously harmed by the PoD, however he's fast enough to dodge most of Hitler's attacks.
Burgdorf always warns Hitler to use the weapon due to the unpredictable results.
The disadvantage of this weapon: Raged Hitler often uses it inside the Bunker, which results into the Bunker being blown up.
Hitler: FEGELEIN!!! Finally I found you antic pisser! Taste my pencil of doom, fucker!
*smash*
Fegelein (dodges): Wie bitte?