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The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.
Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!
Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.
Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
When you’re fondling a man’s balls twist them.
Man Nikki really knows her charismatic doorknobs.
A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.
He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.
“Will where is my doorknob”
“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”