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(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.
Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.
Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.
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Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs
You were well and truely douched maaan!
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a person that likes giving oral service to a woman
"That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."
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noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.
adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it
noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."
adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"
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A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing tracksuit bottoms.
Example:
Two uni student in a tutorial room:
Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!
(...) silence
Dave : - You're a douche.
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1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.
Jason, you are really a douche.
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A term used to describe cleansing of the vaginaly orafice.
A term to describe a person who does things that others would consider inapproprate, offensive, or just plain annoying.
That douche bought and sold how many rolls of quarters trying to make money on mint flaws?
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