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When an old man has a midlife crisis and makes a young chick feel sorry for him resulting in disturbing sexual relations.
Old man: My wife hates me and I just bought a yellow pickup truck.
College chick: OMG I'm so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.
Old man: Thanks, by the way, my name is Cleve, aka downtown Cleve.
after you have anal sex the girl or guy (depends on how you roll) takes a shit.
after i had anal with her; she took downtown clevland
Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman
Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.
the section of your body that is lower, but still exciting.
so i whipped out my downtowner and hit her in the face with it.
All the fat white women that you start seeing downtown when spring rolls around.
"Have you noticed all the downtown bear around?"
a sex position where the legs form a circle and the genitals split the circle in half
bob prefers Downtown LA freeway loop than Doggy style
An alternate to "down to fuck". When you're on a dating app chatting with a hottie and she asks you what you're into, you can say you are DTF. If she asks "what does that mean???" you can say it means downtown fun instead of down to fuck. That way you don't look like such a fuckboy and can salvage the date and the possibility of hitting it.
Renee: So what do you like to do for fun?
Kristoff: I like skiing, traveling, eating great food, DTF, hanging out with my brother and his awesome family, you know... nothing crazy. You???
Renee: Wait, what do you mean by DTF???
Kristoff: Downtown fun, like going out to eat and to carnivals and stuff. Want to go get Boba tea some time?