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Someone who only drinks alone.
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
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Drinking to break drinking records previously set by yourself. Drinking over and over again while drinking. Repeating everything you say over and over again, while drinking.
Dude, you're drinking like a fish. You've filled your cup over a dozen times in the past hour. You keep asking me if I saw the new South Park. You're a fucking Broken Record Drinker.
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A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.
Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!
Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.
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A local cryptid from Newburgh, IN that sneaks into houses and drinks the homeowner's Febreze cans
Steven: "Yo, did you hear about the Newburgh Febreze drinker?"
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."
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Soft, weak males, often of Mexican descent, who are unable to handle a proper pint. Other character traits include, excess sweating, general nervousness and very poor chat.
Shandy + Ice Drinkers: Guys who think it is acceptable to step away from a proper pint (to help them last longer…).
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