red dwarf

only the greatest band in existance.

"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"

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angry dwarf man

A small said to be person who wanders the streets whilst drunk off non-alcoholic beer attempting to chat up everything and anything that breathes, and more recently even things which do not.

Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem

The original angry dwarf man is a creature known as Tom Cat, he originated from the Stockport region of the United Kingdom. Sightings are rare, due to either his keeper Victoria not letting him be seen in public or his incarceration for necrophilia.

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Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

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Grimy Dwarf-Weed

Slang term for pubic hairs after intercourse. (Dwarf-Weed= pubic hairs)

"Runescape has an item under the name of Grimy Dwarf-Weed"

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one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.

Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.

de red dwarf

Best Red Dwarf Fan Site ever created and put onto the interweb

Holy Mother Of God!!! - IT'S DERD

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33 Year Old Dwarf

You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.

Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.

1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.

"Really? I always suspected she might be.

2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."

"But he's so shy."

"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."

3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.

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