Best Roomie Ever

she never gets ready at the same time as you, so you usually don't have to fight for the mirror, you like the same music, you share chargers for everything, she loves Jesus just like you, you can look like an idoit and she still manages to sleep in the same room with you and not be freaked out, she goes to IHOP at 2 in the morning no matter what, and she tells you the honest truth when something you do is stupid, or when you look ugly, or when guys are just being idiots.

Alyssa: Amanda, you are the best roomie ever.
Amanda: Alyssa, you are the best roomie ever.

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the best thing ever

sliced bread

sliced bread is the best thing ever

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Ever so gingerly

1. When one commits an act very gently, or with gentle intentions.

2. A great way to end any awkward or uncanny statement.

1. Wow, you stroked that pussycat ever so gingerly, I heard it purr all the way across the room
2. If you touch its gotta be ever so gingerly, I've got herpes.

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worst band ever

the worst rock band ever: a scientific analysis

Is the worst band ever Creed? Limp Bizkit? Or someone else?

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Biggest Slags Ever

1.) Jodie Marsh. Typical Essex tart. She wouldn't look out of place in a Red Light District.
2.) Abi Titmuss. Bimbo Freak.
3.) Anyone out of Big Brother 5. Full of attention-seeking, celebrity-wannabe freaks. Quite sad, really.

No Example.

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worst band ever

Alvin and the Chipmunks, because of their damn high pitched voices makes me want to assassinate them with any weapon.

Hey Chipmunks! Let me cheer for ya'll by pointing my rocket launcher at ya'll!

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Have you ever

a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.

"Have you ever made out wiht Adrian fielding?"
Everyone looks at eachother guiltyly and drinks :)

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