Tinder Ear

A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.

I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

hipster's ear

An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.

1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.

Thick ear

A British idiom meaning to hit someone on the side of the head, usually on the ear.

Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.

Dog-ear

Giving someone hickies, especially near the ear/upper neck area

Alex: I fucked your sister lmao
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me

Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore

Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to

I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt

ear hug

When two people lean in so far during an endearing hug, their ears connect.

During their goodbye rituals, they gave each other an ear hug.