On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”
The eating of the ass and saying goodbye
Im going to ciao eat the ass tonight
when you want to ask people who wants to ass
Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass
When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.
Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.
“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”