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An electrical phenomenon that causes a blue aura to emanate from certain structures during times of high static electricity. St. Elmo's Fire is often seen by sailors on ships at sea during stormy weather. Sailors in centuries past believed it was a good omen. St Elmo's Fire is known to have caused a high degree of intelligence to be possessed by person's known to have it course through their body.
Examples of such intelligent people whose genius was caused by St. Elmo's Fire are the following: Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and The Anonymous Pastor of the Church of the Better Resurrection.
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The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face
That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the Tickle Me Elmo .
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A strange, furry toy that seems to shake in sexual ecstacy whenever tickled by young children.
The school used Tickle Me Elmo in its sexual education class.
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A Billie stan joke when Billie Eilish said that she used a Tickle me Elmo as a vibrator when she was little
Bro she you know that Billie used a Tickle me Elmo?
The "Elmo Mud Bath" Is the act of tickling someone until they literally shit themselves.
I tickled Buckwheat until he committed an elmo mud bath.
A person that takes great pleasure in eating all the food at the buffet (bacon hound), causing one's fat to impede passing through small openings
Elmo Fat Fuck caused a delay at the ISAF headquarters when he got stuck going through the security turnstile, A piece of his fat got wedged in the post. They had to open the vehicle gate while the medics attempted to get him extracted from the machinery
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When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.
This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo
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