empty birthday

The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way

Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

emptying the tank

When a male gets rid of blue balls and feels light on their feet

"Springer is looking good at practice today."
"He must have emptied the tank on some chick."
emptying the tank- getting ride of blue balls

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empty barrel

An ignorant congresswoman

Congresswoman Wilson is an empty barrel.

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running on empty

A Jackson Browne song.

Running on empty, running to the sun.

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Empty Box

a woman who has never been ejaculated in

‘do you have an empty box?’

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empty barrel

An empty barrel makes the most noise when it is knocked. When you call someone an "empty barrel" you are calling them stupid or a moron, as in nothing in your head.

This empty barrel shouldn't comment on the situation because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

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