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It means that it is time to be serious and only speak English.
"Now, all English. All English speaku."
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The one class where you'll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot out of your head due to exhaustion. The teacher will drown you with more homework than you've received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an "F" because you couldn't do the assignment correctly. This class is often associated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, Britney Spears meltdown, and sometimes fatality.
Friend: Did you sleep last night?
You after taking AP English: What the hell is sleep? Are you talking about that thing Lindsay Lohan has done with her career?
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One who hacks the English language to suite their own purposes. Typically involves the creation of new phrases and words as well as alternate definitions for existing words.
Urban Dictionary is like a gathering ground for english hackers.
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Dipping one’s penis into one’s own excrement and using it as a paintbrush to mark out a St. George’s Cross on the forehead of one’s homosexual partner.
The partner is on his knees, as if ready to receive a stinky knighthood.
My forehead still stinks from that dirty English Derek gave me on the weekend.
I look like a hot cross bun since Sven laid that dirty English on me.
read doesn't rhyme with lead but it does with lead but not lead and doesn't with read but with read it does and lead doesn't rhyme with lead but it does with lead.
Person 1: *says the definition*
Person 2: ?
Person 2: this is why english sucks.
When you use your English way too dramatic, yet for no reasons
English: Look what you made me do!
IELTS English: Observe what course of action you compelled me to commit to
That one guy from that song.
"Hey, who is Alex English?"
"Some guy from a Dance Gavin Dance song"
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