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When your life sucks and you need a sanctuary; ballin every Saturday from 10 to 12.
Arnon: How was CBA Goats?
Hunter: My life was going downhill when I broke up with my girlfriend, but the moment coach called me DeeMaa I was able to escape from reality.
Sonam: For a moment, I forgot about my cancer and became Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Seimo: Family on THREE! 1, 2, 3...
ALL:...
Seimo, Coach: FAMILY!!!
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"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams
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A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez
OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back
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An idiom for finally getting out of a transphobic or homophobic household and living by yourself or with better people for your own safety.
It was defined by u/AnAltAccountIGuess on r/actualLesbians
I need help escaping the walls of Troy. Does anyone know any cheap apartments?
One of the best songs from SA2 and Sonic Generations.
Person 1: Bro did you hear the new Cash Cash Remix of Escape from the City.
Person 2: Fuck Yeah! I loved that Endless Mine part!
Person 1: Shame how bad the Modern Remix was.
When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.
Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.
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(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.
Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."
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