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Ethan is the most annoying person on this earth but has nice hair
Hey is that an Ethan?
No why?
Cuz he is annoying but has nice hair.
Tough, strong, firm, and still comforting. Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He can be hard to talk to sometimes, and very persuasive. Ethan is a great friend, but if you can get close, never let go. You will be more heartbroken than you could ever imagine. Ethan can be nerdy at times, but is cooler than most of the people you know. And he will always be there for you, taking things slow and respectful. Never let him go.
"Damn, you got an Ethan? Nice!"
"I have such bad luck with guys, I wish I could get an Ethan."
A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN
The ethan was hunting me.
Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.
P1: Oh god Ethan just walked past me!
P2: Ew, you should have a shower.
Ethan is a person who loves Froot Loops. He is funny. He also known as Drtastyloops.
Person#1 ETHAN YOU ARE A FROOT LOOPS LOVER
Ethan is a very nice and caring person. Although he might seem tough, he's actually a softy. Many people might think he is intimating but once you get to know him he is really funny. Everyone would be lucky to have an Ethan in their life as he is always there to help you/support you.SO GO AND GET ONE NOW!
A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured
"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"