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Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person on this earth but has nice hair

Hey is that an Ethan?

No why?

Cuz he is annoying but has nice hair.

by This_is_blank_from_school June 4, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ethan

Tough, strong, firm, and still comforting. Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He can be hard to talk to sometimes, and very persuasive. Ethan is a great friend, but if you can get close, never let go. You will be more heartbroken than you could ever imagine. Ethan can be nerdy at times, but is cooler than most of the people you know. And he will always be there for you, taking things slow and respectful. Never let him go.

"Damn, you got an Ethan? Nice!"
"I have such bad luck with guys, I wish I could get an Ethan."

by Olivia Sheboe December 16, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


The ethan

A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN

The ethan was hunting me.

by Other Ethan November 4, 2021


Ethan

Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.

P1: Oh god Ethan just walked past me!
P2: Ew, you should have a shower.

by MFG12346 January 25, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ethan

amazing friend ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•

woah ethan is a good friend

by cmaiala March 29, 2022


ethan

ethan is awesome and everyone likes him.taven baffour jaylin jaron and every girl loves him yup hes awesome

ethan is sooo great,said semaijah

by mariasan December 10, 2018


Ethan

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.

Ethan...NO...

by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023