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having sex with someone different every night, when you are married
see my definition working late
made famous in a film 40 days and 40 nights
mark: did you know tom is working a different girl every night?
carl: ohhhhhhh what an asshole, his wife is sooooooo hot and she is nice to him
mark: i know, i might go round there when hes not there and "tell her"
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Every Monday your Partner should send a Boob pic, So you wake up feeling happy and not stressed that there is the rest of the week left.
*Male*: Hey honey, its National Boob Pic Day!
*Female*: Oh, Okay!
*Female* Attached image.
*Male* : Thanks babe!
*Female*: Happy Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day
Used as a "meme", sometimes angers people but often its funny, not if you use it everytime. Anyways uhm-- we all know that, it passes everywhere. WOOOWWW I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!
friend: every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa.
Me: we all know that
Friend: ok
Me: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend:shut up now
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We both lie silently still
In the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside
Was it something I said or something I did
Did the words not come out right
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess that's why they say
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
Yeah it does
I listen to our favorite song
Playing on the radio
Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and
Easy go
But I wonder does he know
Has he ever felt like this
And I know that you'd be here right now
If I could have let you know somehow I guess
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
Though it's been a while now
I can still feel so much pain
Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals
But the scar, that scar remains
I know I could have saved a love that night
If I'd known what to say
Instead of makin' love
We both made our separate ways
And now I hear you found somebody new
And that I never meant that much to you
To hear that tears me up inside
And to see you cuts me like a knife I guess
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
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It means this girl/boy really truly loves you with every thing in them down to the last atom and molecule. Most people who say it are truly in love.
"I love you with every fiber in my body"
I loved him with every fiber in my body
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Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
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Every little ghetto boy's dream for the future...
Little James wished for Rims that keep spinning every time you stop for his birthday wish...should have said world peace, but that's him...
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