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What happens when you put David Tennant and Johnny Depp in the same movie/scene
movieguru: have you seen 'LA without a map'?
spicygirl: ***EXPLOSIVE ORGASMS***
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1. When a female projectile ejaculates as the result of oral stimulation while on her period, resulting a strawberry-colored explosion, hence the name.
2. Simon's waffle
Jon: So, how was last night with Nicki?
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
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A totally sweet ninja move that basically involves a bunch of ninja-like hand gestures to distract your current foe, then a swift kick to the nuts whilst they are distracted.
(you yelling) KARATE!!!
-insert wild hand gestures here-
EXPLOSION!!!!
*you run away swiftly to avoid a similar fate*
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When a man sticks his dick into another person's anus causing the other person to have feces discharged from the anus and stain the dick that was inserted into the anus.
Joe has just gotten an explosive hell out of her, wondering how hes gonna clean that shit off
Picking up big can of tomato paste willst it’s open trying to put it in the fridge but all of it spills and go everywhere.
Person 1: why is there tomato paste all over your shirt?
Person 2: a tomato explosion happened
Person 1 oh.
the Hippo has once again released it's chocolate chowder to be feasted on by the Mung culture. after the poopoo explosion is removed from the hippo's anal cavity, it will be enough to feed a Melungeon family of 69.
美味的便便爆炸已從河馬的屁股孔正式釋放 是時候好宴了 .
poopoo explosion is tasty
Reverse CPR, but in a sensual way.
I know this is our first date but you gotta try this... It's called kiss explosion, you're gonna love it trust me