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A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.
Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express
A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.
"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."
When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.
OMG Becky, did you just subway express me? That is so gross.
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to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".
Danbo Express is a store card, credit card, or debit card, with little or no credibility. Debenhams store card is Danbo Express, so is a Superdrug store card. "Link" cards used to be Danbo Express cards but they gained credibility around 1992 or 3. American Express, Visa, Barclaycard, are not Danbo Express.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.
At dinner in an expensive restaurant where celebrities eat.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.
An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass
Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies
A journey to a far away depressing location in a blue car on Friday while the man is 1/2 a PINGA deep.
hey bruu you want to catch the reesh express bruu?
hey the reesh express is late