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A loving relationship between two who pretend to not like eachother.
RK x FB are in the room again
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FBS, or Fat Bitch Syndrome, is suffered by very fat, usually disgusting, women.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Everyone can think of their own example of a woman suffering from Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS). If you can't, you either are one, or you're white trash who's too busy feeding the egos of FBS sufferers everywhere to notice.
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A derogatory term used to describe particuly fat women, who are annoyed by their unsightly appearance and take it out on everyone by being arrogent, obnoxious and annoying. Unfortunately this bitchy behaviour leads to even more females excluding them and more males vowing to never tap that shiz. This causes the syptoms of FBS to worsen and continue the vicious cycle, until the female in question does what everyone has hoped for and goes and dies in fire, thereby annoying everyone no more.
Beth/Ashlyn: "ZOMFG I know everything, I am better than you all, I hate you all and I'm sure as not easy on the eyes"
Chops: "LoL guyz, I say there's a severe case of FBS (fat bitch syndrome)"
p0undy and richo: "here here"
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when you stalk someone on facebook, either a friend or a suggested friend by looking at their interests and Photographs
Joe- ''hey is that Kalia FB?
John- yeah she is hot, lets look at her photos
to the FB stalk mobile
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(verb) The act of taking a considerable amount of time in responding to each and every one of your friends birthday greetings on facebook. If you do not start on it early enough on, you face having to spend enormous periods of time in trying to sound appreciative to the masses of people who felt it right to write on your wall for such an annual celebration. It is more regarded as a personal means of thanking the countless persons who wished you a happy birthday; many people dont feel it necessary to take the time to do so and make a thankful status of their approval.
Mom: "So honey, how was your birthday yesterday?"
Son: "Rather uneventful, I spent most of the day writing on other peoples walls thanking them for their birthday wishes. I pretty much played the longest fb pick up game ever.
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This is a severe condition in which the infected is incapable of spitting "game" at the opposite sex. Symptoms include loss of speech when attractive female approaches, temporary weakening of one's spine and loss of backbone (i.e. courage), loss of all communication skills when around the opposite sex, hyperventilating, excessive sweating, jitters, stuttering, and outbursts of loud inaudible speech. In the most severe of cases the infected is prone to getting game "spat" at him. This disease only affects males.
Yo, son I heard Gunlee got that FBS Syndrome.
Ya, he does man last week some girl asked HIM to prom, got HIS digits, bought HIS dinner, and walked HIM home.
Wait doesn't that girl have a boyfriend, oh Gunlee just got played....that darn FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome).
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In the opening days of February 2010, a person or persons unknown started a stupid new trend on facebook and myspace that swept through like an avalanche. Countless people posted the following status: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this in your status and the first entry for your name under comments."
This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.
And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....
Oh man, I remember staying up all night during the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010, rejecting as many lame-ass self-serving first name definitions as I could. It seemed like they would never end. I only wish we could remove all the ones from years ago, but most have too many votes and are thus "too popular" to be nominated for removal.
Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!
UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.
Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!
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