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Arsenal FC

The opposite of spurs

spurs are awful, Arsenal FC are the opposite

by steve keyboard man February 10, 2022

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona or FCB is considered to be the BEST football club in the world. But it's going through hard times like any other club. No body hates Barça except Spanishs, *especially Madrid fans*. The best footballer of all time plays in barça "Lionel Messi". And a lot of great played there too, Barcelona are known for producing non-humans like Eto'o, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Cruyff, Koeman, Neymar and many others

Fan #1: Yoo have you watched Barça's match against insert club name they did decent.
Fan #2: yeah FC Barcelona are the best club in the world, but we still lost to Bayern..
Fan #3 we are shit.

Fan #1 & #2: Yes.

by Antoine Destro November 2, 2020

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

141πŸ‘ 168πŸ‘Ž


Barnsley FC

When you get a semi erect penis all of a sudden, not expecting it, you can say you have a Barnsley FC. Can be linked to the football club who reached the semi final of the FA cup against the odds

Dude check out that MILF
I know mate a have a Barnsley FC

by MG_4_LIFE April 30, 2008

19πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


FC Celebs

Rarley talked about FC Celebs are two girls, Ivy and Mish.

They go by multilple user names involving there name, but their mains are ivymariex and mishxmish. These girls claim that they know each other in real life, but that has yet been proved.

Ivy and another FC celeb, Alex (Mr_lip_rings) are also good friends, and are not afraid of PDA. If is unknown if these two had a relationship at any point. Alex's "No good boards. Anyone want to talk?" chat's always fail without Ivy, and he claims she is his good luck charm, and even has an account called "alexlovesivy" or some variation of that.

Mish is your typical scene girl, who wears her hair big, and has an IDGAF attitude. She is rarely seen on a board that Ivy does not come to, and vice versa. These girls popularity on the FC is rapidly increasing.

Mish and Ivy are two best friends, and fairly well known FC Celebs.

by Olisaurus. December 25, 2009

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Liverpool FC

Their fans are cocky and delusional. They believe that their club is the best in the world when they aren't even. People hate Liverpool I think mostly because of their fans.

A: You support Liverpool FC?
B: Yeah, and we are the best in the world!
A: 2-7 Aston Villa hahahahahaha

by Epicness + Dankness November 11, 2020

52πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


banter fc

Manchester United

Person 1: OMG, Manchester United lost 3-1 to Crystal Palace
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc

by jimmythelord September 22, 2020

69πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž