"Hey, babe"
"Fml"
"Fuck my life? What are you trying to say?"
"Oh, no. I mean, feed me, love."
fuck my life. most people use it when sum shitty happens so like when u literally hate life atm lmfaoo.
friend: oh yk we got like 3 test tmr or sum
me: oh fml ian even study
friend: sheesh good luck
me: yea ok we'll see lmfaoo
For More Loss. Everyone else thinks it's F* My Life, but I like to think this makes a more polite complaint...
Ugh... My alarm didn't go off this morning and I was late for work AGAIN! FML...