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a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.
If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.
This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.
The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.
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Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.
Mike is a typical Hockey PLAYER
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the friggen sweetest sport ever created... yeaaaaah. Played with 2 teams of 6, a hockey puck, fins, masks, snorkel, water polo cat, gloves, and sticks. It is played on the bottom of the pool while holding your breath. More addicting than crack.
Michigan State rocks at underwater hockey.
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The firm smooth buttocks created by a combination of playing hockey 6 days a week and weight lifting Hockey ass is best flashed from under a towel first thing in the morning with the accompanying "woo hoo" sound. Hockey ass has also been known to be vital in accompanying a leg lift fart. Hockeyass needs to be admired by a female who lurks around corners waiting for its appearance. The owner of the Hockey ass often brags about its superiority and makes fun of others whose aren't as good as theirs
"That is one hot hockey ass"
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when you play with a girl's boobs
Man, I was playing rack hockey all night yesterday.
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Fucking fuckboys all girls should avoid. At all costs. Flirting is dangerous. The hair can be magical, the abs are great, they’re hot, they’re great at flirting, and they’ll fuck You over like you ain’t shit, they’ve got other puck bunnies to fuck.
Girl: I just wish there was a nice hockey boy who was ACTUALLY NICE and not a dick after a week or a month.
Friend: me too but they don’t exist.
—3 days later—
Girl: I’m in love with the sweetest hockey boy ever he’s not like the other jackasses
Friend: give it time
—3 weeks later—
Girl: *buring pictures and cryin* HE WAS SO NICE THO
Friend: hate to say I told you so
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