Noob Fruit

A noob fruit is a homosexual noob, called so because of 'going gay' on somebody and being a noob at almost the same time or the same time. Some good examples...
Zac NewtonFruitNoob

A fruit = homosexual of some kind
A noob = ....noob?

Therefore a Noob Fruit is a homosexual noob.

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Fruits Basket

Fruits Basket (also known as Furuba) is a shojo (girls) manga about a 16 year old girl named Tohru Honda who recently loses her mother and winds up living with the Sohma family. She soons finds out that the Sohma family is cursed with the vengeful spirits of the Chinease Zodiac and turn into animals when weak or hugged by the opposite sex. The story and characters are very original, which makes Fruits Basket a very popular manga.

I love Momijii from Fruits Basket!

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gardant fruit

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

Fruit sample

When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.

I asked the local nuns if they would like a fruit sample, they eagerly accepted.

Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.

Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!

Fruit wrinkle

Elderly homosexual male

A South Beach early bird special is full of fruit wrinkles

fruit boots

Rollerblades.

Haha, check out those fruit boots.

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