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The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.
Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Mom: Are you doing your homework son?
Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.
Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.
Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
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The act of slapping a person in the face with a book.
I went up to Josh and facebooked him.
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The act of putting off everything and talking to people on Faceboook
Talking to people on Facebook
Man, I couldn'tdo my report last night because I was Facebooking with Michelle
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1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.
2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners
1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.
2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."
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when someone's name is common enough to look up on facebook easily and find them.
Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.
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When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.
She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!
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possibly:
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker
1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?
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