February 3

The only Aquarians that you not only tolerate but need in your life are born on this day. They're highly favored and like to brush it off like it's no big deal. Super creative and opinionated, they just like to keep it to themselves. Get you one of these Aquas, and you'll always have someone you can trust.

My best friend is born on February 3rd... I can't really get enough of them?

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February 10th

Fuck your boyfriend day.

Girl 1: Is it February 10th?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: It’s Fuck Your Boyfriend Day!

February 2

best day ever. it’s slap your sibling day! if you don’t have a sibling, slap your tall best friend

Hey it’s February 2nd you know what that means right? *slaps brother*

February 7

A smart ass motherfucker that is a mom to everyone. A friend that will always be your mom,accept it. Also they're smarter than you,sorry.

"I'm born on February 7th"
"Yo you smartass"

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February 2

National hug your girlfriend day! Girlfriend as in partner or best friend, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

Chad: It's february 2
Charles: Its hug your girlfriend day!
Janet: whaaaaaa-

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February 18

February 18th is national “go to the park” day

Hey dad?
Dad: what?
Can we go to the park?
Dad: no

But it’s February 18th

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February 5th

The hottest, smartest, and most attractive loveable people were born on this day. They work hard (they tend to be overachievers), care tremendously and will be there for you whenever they can be. People born on this day deserve the world so make them feel that way.

Person 1: dude she's pretty AND nice
Person 2: that's because she was born February 5th

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