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A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person
That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he
Being overwhelmed by an abundance of choices, or stimuli in general.
Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.
Sally went into ferret shock when her favorite bling shop had a fire sale.
Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.
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Someone that has a disgusting head and looks like a ferret that is also very stupid, commonly found with names like Isaac Tahhan
Normal Person 1: Look at that kids head yuck
Normal Person 2: Yuck its a stupid ferret (spits on the stupid ferrets bald head)
Stupid ferret (Isaac Tahhan): Nah its over for you!
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When one drinks whiskey during sex, holds a match to there mouth, and spits fire when they cumm. The ball of fire creates the illusion of a golden ferret
Jenny: Damn! Leroy had the best golden ferret last nigh!
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An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
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the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.
smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall
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The most dominant intramural dynasty ever assembled on a college campus. Often compared to the 'dream team' and other legendary sports phenomenons. Winning is not a matter of what or how, rather it is "when and where" because they will be there to claim the royal crown. There is no limit as to what the Frisky Ferrets can win, as championships in both the academic and athletic realm have been claimed. The Frisky Ferrets don't just believe in winning, they believe in winning big and winning BIGGER!
Son-"Mom i don't want to play baseball anymore."
Mom-"honey, why not? you love sports"
Son-"But mom the same team wins every year! the frisky ferrets are entirely too good"
Mom-"the fat pats need you"
Son-"we stink"
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