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can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.
"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."
"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."
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When a man slaps his dick across your face multiple times until you bleed and then proceeds to cum in your eyes
Man Alex gave Bryan a mean Russian Dick Fidget last night!
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Its a dreidel
Jewish Fidget spinner Its a Dreidel
Want to do some jewish fighet spinning?
Yeah nothing like combining religion and gambling!
When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.
me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night
another word for a hurricane
sh*t were getting hit with another one of {gods fidget spinner}
Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.
I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.
-also known as push pops or push poppers
- a type of fidget toy used to relieve stress.
-it is sastisfying.
-youtube channels like Fidget With Sara use pop its in their youtube shorts.
-sometimes gets mixed up with simple dimples.
-commonly used in fidget trading.
I love my pop it fidget toy so much!
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