Dirty Filipino

So like... imagine cut throat in pool, but with darts. The game utilizes 10-20 and starts with the players choosing three numbers via draft. Then each player takes turns closing out their three numbers and if a player hits bull, they get one dart back and bullseye is rewarded two extra darts in that round. Can also throw the darts Puerto Rican style where the player grabs the dart by the point and throws end over end and that throw is worth triple points. Oh... and it has to be played to Toby Keith songs.

Want to go to the pub and play Dirty Filipino style?

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filipino oven

Like a Dutch oven, but with solid feces. Usually involving taking a dump on the other person's chest.

I pulled the covers up last night with the intention of giving her a Dutch oven, but then I just shat everywhere. I didn't want to waste it, so I just gave her a full Filipino oven.

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filipino men

Hot, HOT island men that have gorgeous tans and hair

Janyce: Did you see that Carlos guy?
Shelley: Yeah, I did. He's gorgeous.
Janyce: Agreed. Those Filipino men.

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filipino tango

the filipino tango is where you combine a rusty trobone with the dirty sanchez then shove it in her mouth and while she tries to push you away you hold it there and dance

Doode last night I did the filipino tango with my girlfriend.

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Filipino Sunburn

While getting a handjob, the girl grabs the penis jerking both ways. The result: a deep red "sunburn"!!

Dan: Ohh, my dick still hurts from last night.

Frank: Dang, what'd she do to you??

Dan: She gave me a Filipino Sunburn

Frank: Ouch dude.

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filipino blonde

An asian who bleaches his/her hair to look blonde, but the color is usually orange. Most often found on a gAyZiAn

Nguyen has a smokin bod and small pointy titties, but I can't handle her filipino blonde hairdo.

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Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.