A person, generally a woman, who excessively adds filters to their pictures on social media.
"Hey man look at this girl's picture! She looks cute!"
"Nah bro, she only looks like that because there are so many filters. She's a filter fiend."
Adding water to the filter to get any leftover residue that did not get sucked up into the syringe.
Im starting to get sick, let me get that filter water.
A girl, who uses snapchat filters, makes bitchy faces and thinks it is super hot to post these pictures on social media...nur they definitely aren't. Lol.
Oh my gosh...she is such a filter hoe...look at her it looks like she wants to be f*cked in every hole.
A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.
Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.
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A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.
Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.
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A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.
Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"
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