Hobo Float

Ever want a root beer float but cant find any ice cream. This drink is the thing for you. fill a glass half full with ice then pour in half milk and half root beer (preferably A&W) then stir and voila you've got an easier to make cheaper root beer float with all the taste and none of the hassle

"I could go for a root beer float right about now." - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1

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Float The Boat

Getting An Erection.

Man: I'm Trying To Float The Boat!
Woman: Try Harder! My Ass Is Getting Cold!

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floating verse

Early blues music lyrics, cobbled together from personal experiences, existing bits and local lore.

The 'grunt-'n'-slide' music of early country bluesmen has a unique floating verse combined with its own African 'griot' origins.

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Floating turd

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.

SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??

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Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.

Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.

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floating cornhole

When two people have anal sex in while completely submersed in the water.

Rachel and I were at the beach last night and I tried to pull a floating cornhole, but she said no it's exit only.

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floating blowjob

When a big Viking girl picks you up in the air from your buttocks and gives you a blowjob.

Hey bro did Svetlana gave you a floating blowjob last night?

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