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Foot massage

The rubbing and massaging of one's feet. Often interpreted as sensual. Something you never give another man's woman.

Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?

Jules: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.

by Matt..... February 21, 2011

115๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Foot

The act of pissing on someones shoe while their using a stall in a public restroom. Typically done at a bar when the victim is drunk and taking a crap. The beauty of it is they, more often than not, will not be able to catch you. Step one: Approach urinal. Step Two: Make sure no one is around. Step Three: Turn towards stall and pick target. Step Four: Piss on the victims shoe. Step Five: Run. Step Six: Tell your buddies at the bar. Step Seven: Laugh as a pissed off drunk comes running out of the restroom with his pants around his ankles and a wet shoe sloshing against the ground.

Guy 1: Hey, whys that guy running around with his pants half off and screaming?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave him a wet foot.
Guy 1: Your an ass.
Guy 2: Yea, but its funny.
Guy 1: Totally.

by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 2, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


6 foot

A height at which you are loved by every almost every girl regardless of how you look, dress, act, etc

Hey leslie did you see how hot connor is?

No but i know he's 6 foot so he must be hot!

by MacaroniAndDeeznuts September 30, 2015

76๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sperry Foot

The ratchet stank created by wearing sperry shoes with no socks.

Rob- Damn nigga wtf is that smell? ( *runs to bathroom and vomits*)

Todd- Bro Jarrett didn't wear socks again,,nigga got dat sperry foot rot stank.

by str8 outta dp September 28, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


goofy footed

To ride a board of sport with a unique stance, leading with your right foot. (Despite what people might think, there is no correlation from being goofy footed to being left handed.)

Snowboard rental shop clerk: "Are you regular or goofy footed?"

by www.goofyfooted.com July 9, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Foot Fungus

Burger King foot lettuce

The last thin you'd want in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungus.

"Yo, don't eat that burger. Someone's foot fungus is on the lettuce."

by cY-3 April 4, 2019


Foot Nook

The unzippable section at the bottom of the sleeping bag perfectly designed as a comfy foot compartment.

As Kelly and Ffion were sharing a sleeping bag their feet were entwined in the foot nook

by Ffinomenon June 9, 2015