Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction
“My head hurts” said my best friend bobby
If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
greatest cover of all times. performed by cole preston from wallows. it belongs to rochi aka zukosnight
When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass
It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.
A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.
Inspired by #hangingmyfriends
Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends
it can be a good guy who call you when he find diamonds, or a moth&rf*ck&r who stole YOUR diamonds.
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS!