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A: Remember that girl I was gonna hook up with? Now I am in Friendzone...
B: Why do I keep hearing voices? Maybe it's time to see a doctor
Friendzone: Pronounced FREHND-zown
Noun
The Friendzone is a relationship where one (usually the male) is pursuing sexual interest towards the female, who insists on a non-sexual relationship.
To be friend zoned: (Verb) When a male is told by the female that she is not interested in sexual activity and never was; this usually brings devastating and heartbreaking results to the male; who was in the relationship just for the hope of getting laid.
Aw man, she totally friendzoned you! No sex tonight!
Yeah, I put him in the Friendzone because he was fantasizing us having sex or whateves, I don't know, he just made it more than it ever was.
Some obscure place where you are sent when nobody loves you back. Full of spiders and dangers. Not cool at all.
Dan: Karen, I love u
Karen: Sorry Dan, I dont love you back (sad face) But we can be frie-
((Then an interdimensional door opens))
Dan: (falling into the dark) Oh well, it seems like I'm falling into the friendzone
Some obscure place where you are sent when nobody loves you back. Full of spiders and dangers. Not cool at all.
Dan: Karen, I love u
Karen: Sorry Dan, I dont love you back (sad face) But we can be frie-
((Then an interdimensional door opens))
Dan: (falling into the dark) Oh well, it seems like I'm falling into the friendzone
Something that doesn't exist ffs!!! Nobody owes you ANYTHING.
Guy 1: Marie totally friendzoned me today.
Me: Shut up! Imagine thinking that being friends with someone is worse than realizing that your best friend only wanted to fuck you.
Guy 1: Hahahah she left you in the friendzone.
Guy 2: Lol calm down, that doesn't even exist! If she only wants to be friends, I respect her right to say no. U r a total jerk.
The friendzone is a place, nobody likes to be in. In the blink of an eye, the girl or man of your dreams, places you in an bubble, where it is unpossible for you to start a serious relationship. This is probably the hardes hitting bonercrusher you will ever experience. But no worries, happens to everyone.
Sorry I dont want do be in a relationship with you, can u just go into my "Friendzone" ?
Dude, she doesnt want to have you as a boyfriend. You just landet in the "Friendzone".