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Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

by Bookbagman December 5, 2017


People funk

This is the lingering, often offensive odor, left in meeting rooms after the people who were just stuffed inside for an hour listening to their time being wasted begin to leave. This stewed-nervous-sweat-people-juice stink can only be alleviated by ventilation of the room and the absence of other people for at least an hour.

We walked into the meeting room just after the tech support department had their hourly status meeting about their status meetings and the people funk was criminal.

by Owen Kneaux December 1, 2011


funk drun

1. The state of being so drunk where you refer to yourself as a "funk drun" instead of fun drunk like you intended.

Person 1: Angela was so drunk she called herself a funk drun and everyone laughed, like this, "Hahahehahahahe. Oh! Hahaha."

Person 2: You're terrible at telling stories. Why are you so weird, person 1?

by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) April 18, 2012


Nike Funks

Fake nike dunks (the swoosh and stitching is different then regular dunks) that faggot posers will say they bought for over 300 dollars when they really got them for 30 bucks at pay less.

Yesterday I saw that queer bag rocking his nike funks.

Yo sick nike funks kid!

by Nick Lombardi October 13, 2007

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butt funk

A strong odour coming from one's behind.

Trevor just let out a huge butt funk

by Bob Sachet April 18, 2006

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Spunk Funk

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.

This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.

by rug dude August 6, 2012

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g funk

Short for 'Ghetto', or 'Gangsta' Funk, this has been mistaken as the work of Dr. Dre. However, one must understand this type of laid back, funky, highly synthesized and heavily sample driven sound originated from Cold187um of Above the Law. His ideas and theories were used by Dr. Dre for his Deathrow debut (The Chronic) after much of the Ruthless camp has switched to Deathrow. Also take note that Warren G and Snoop were with Cold187um before they were 'discovered' by Dr. Dre. Much of the mainstream media is to blame as Dr. Dre gave no credit and is also believed to have black listed Cold187 from getting proper exposure.

The first G Funk single in fact was 'Call It What U Want'. Off of Above the Law's 'Black Mafia Life' LP, this track featured Tupac and Money B. They clearly defined the sound by the term G Funk, which was not mentioned at all on The Chronic but both albums are G Funk nonetheless.

There is still much debate continuing as to the originators of G Funk. The main arguement in Dr. Dre's favor is that 'The Chronic' was released several months before 'Black Mafia Life'. This is true, however most albums are subject to considerable delay, which was the case with 'Black Mafia Life'. It is widely unknown that Cold187 and Dr. Dre spent much time together in the studio before Ruthless had divided. 187 has clearly spoken on the outright reluctance of Dr. Dre to give credit where credit is due. One must simply consider the large scale lawsuits of unlisted samples and replayed elements, uncredited ghost producers and song writers all associated with Dr. Dre's history.

Some may regard this issue as speculation or hatred toward Dr. Dre because the G Funk sound was so popular in the early 90's. Cold187 has nothing to lose in claiming the truth regarding this matter. But the exceptional Cold187um and Above the Law had never received the credit in which they were highly deserving of. The mainstream had largely favoured Dre over Cold187, although several circles understand the important contributions of Above the Law for their hard work and creative ideas in representing the West Coast.

G Funk songs by Above the Law include: Black Superman, Call It What U Want, Kalifornia, V.S.O.P, Gangsta Madness.

by John Luca March 10, 2006

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