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as used in the song Nuthin but a G thang
i take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
you know and i know i need some more of that funky shit
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Sub-species of wigger, a white kid from a middle-class suburban family who acts like he hails from the Hood. A Funky Phantom is usually too busy recovering from rollin' with his homies (hence the "funky") to bother coming into work, thus causing problems even though he's usually invisible (hence the "phantom"). Is out of work two days a week and takes half-days the other three. Is all "Yo, keepin' it real" and thinks he's the ultimate babe magnet; whenever he talks to a woman his voice drops to a deep whisper and he practically climbs on them in his efforts to seduce them. Claims he likes people who are brutally honest but basically lives one gigantic lie, fo' shizzle.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FUNKY PHANTOM
Funky: Yo, Allison, how's 'bout you and I go 'cross the street to the store and you can shizzle my dizzle bizzle?
Allison: Um, sure, sounds like fun, whatever it means!
Funky: Ya ya, I'm gonna be "keepin' it real" with my ho here for a while, G. You holds down the fort while I do my thang.
Me: Cut the crap, "homey." You ain't a playa, and the only crime you ever committed was stealing an extra Oreo outta the cookie jar when you were ten. AND you've already taken ten "breaks" today.
Funky: Yo, G! Why you gotta be hatin', Dawg? {dropping the act} Uh, my stomach hurts...I gotta go home...see ya tomorrow...
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The men who are born to disco and dance the night away, they will lock you up for life if you touch their hair, with their style of fighting they dont need no gun
Dick kawolski and Ace Anderson are the funky cops, dont fuck with them for dick will shoot you with his retarted gun and ace will be a cool black guy to you!
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Someone that enjoys smelling other peoples' B.O.
Person A: Why is Rob smelling James' soccer shirt?
Person B: Man, what a funky junkie.
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The act of having strange and unusual anal intercoarse.
Man, my neighbors really get butt funky when she's on the rag.
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An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.
I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.
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What you would call that diggidy dank herb that makes lightweights choke from the smell alone and causes any type of pain to feel like an orgasm.
" Yo boi i got the funky buddha from willy and... well... Janet can't talk no more... and i stubbed my toe and my balls emptied into my boxers...."
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