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garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 12, 2021


Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 21, 2020


Garage Door

The thing you hit your head on when you try to drink sparkling water and not burp outside

Oh my gosh! what do i do! “burps” “hits garage door

by MemesDude August 8, 2023


Garage Break

A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.

I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.

by Assassin5953 September 15, 2017


Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 14, 2021


groin garage

male genitilia. often the big scary, monster-like kind.

"i'm gonna stab him in the groin garage too!"

by Jadizzle June 6, 2007


tooth garage

Used as slag of the mouth, commonly the mouth if a female. Usually used in reference and/or conjunction with sexual acts.

Friend1; "Damn, her face is busted..."

Friend2; "Yeah, but I'd still park my limousine in her tooth garage."

by cyber_ballz February 23, 2012