i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
when a bitch got orange titties
“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”
The best person and kindness person ever!
"neana garfield is the coolest person in the world."
A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.
God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.
To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.
Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"
Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"
Matt: "You garfield bro?"
Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins
A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.
Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.