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God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020


garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 19, 2021


neana garfield

The best person and kindness person ever!

"neana garfield is the coolest person in the world."

by Swagloverlolz April 16, 2022


Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.

God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.

by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023


Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014


Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020


Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 24, 2022