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The name given to the sense of apathy and hate for ones profession, usually music, which comes after a particularly nasty gig. Nova Scotian STUDENTS are the prime target of this set of symptoms.
bob played a gig at a bar and no one was listening to his band. after the show he suffered a brief bout of Nova Scotian post-gig syndrome.
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translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.
mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!
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A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?
"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."
A Zipper
We pointed out to the leader of the band that he was having issues with his jib gig.
Performing oral sex on a small penis. Because it is not a full job (due to the small size).
"Eh, it wasn't a full 'blowJOB', more of a 'side gig'.
1. To dance on ones hair folicules.
2. To have the hairs atop your head styled in a way that impresses people.
3. A hairdresser does a doosey on your hair style.
1. I did a gig on the wig last night.
2. Theresa's gig on the wig was hella tight.
3. Shaniqua's hurr wuz gig off da wig who does dat gurls hurrr?