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Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021


Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021


Glenn-Rune

A person with low energy.

Does that guy wanna play with us?
No, he's Glenn-Rune

by Høy Energi June 7, 2017


john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.

person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.

by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023


Glenn Facial

When you bust all over her face and hit her with the pocket cheese on top

- How did your date go?
- Pretty good, gave her a Glenn Facial, Lactose free for her tolerence

by No go bro March 3, 2021


Glenn Wright

The process of spending all your money on useless shit and proceiving yourself as a god like figure.

One who eats to much carbs, and does not show gains. Just fat.

"Did you check out that glenn wright and his corvette..."

"yeah bro seems like a total douche bag"

by GM LOVE March 7, 2014


Glenn Schaefer

a white boy who wears black air forces. DAT BOA SUS

omg he just pulled a Glenn Schaefer

by yourmomahoe6382910203 October 15, 2021