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A type of handgun that you use when your tired of your school.
Billy was tired of being bullied so he brought a Glock 45 to school.
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1) An internet forum for enthusiasts of the Glock semi automatic handgun (otherwise known as Glockers) to engage in debate, exchange news, information, and disseminate knowledge and esoterica regarding the Glock semi automatic pistol.
2)An internet forum for enthusiasts of the Glock semi automatic handgun populated by Mall Ninjas, dateless wonders, police academy rejects, macho rent-a-cops with dominance issues, gun porn fetishists, obsessive compulsives with ridiculously repetitive questions about calibers, stopping power, and which gun is better, and people suffering from dangerously high levels of weekend armchair commando testosterone that obviate the salutary effect of all the Viagra they're taking.
3) A website where men talk about their guns like it's their children or their penis.
4) A website where men talk about "defending their families" but ignore the more pressing issues threatening their kit and kin like their irrational spending on guns, ammo, and "preps" draining funds from future educational opportunities, and ignoring their own health by forsaking exercise, eating poorly, drinking too much, and ending up with diabetes and heart disease. You can't defend your family when your on oxygen, weigh 400 pounds and can't afford groceries.
"I learned how to clean my Glock 19 properly at Glock Talk.
"Those guys at Glock Talk sure know about guns, but I doubt they know a damn thing about women."
"GET RID OF THAT NICKEL-PLATED SISSY PISTOL AND GET YOURSELF A REAL LIVE WOMAN! NOT A CLOCK!" - what Tommy Lee would say if he met half the guys on the Glock Talk Forum.
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popular bitches, who think the're all that.
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
stacy: omg, dont u just wish we could b like that!?!?!?!?!
penelope: god no! the're so glock
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When your teammates block your bullets with riot shields and corner you in on Call of Duty. It can be accidental or on purpose. Riot shields don't necessarily need to be involved. Sort of like a cock block but with bullets and less sex and more guys.
Dude, I was one kill away from a Nuke and i got Glock Blocked by a couple of noobs.
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A pistol most popular among gangs and terrorists. Some versions of the pistol are completely made from ceramics and fiberglass, making the gun impossible to detect by a metal detecting device. Other versions of the Glock include a feature which lets the user of the pistole switch it from semi-automatic fire to fully automatic.
You about to be Glocked yo.
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An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.
Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.
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