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It is about to go down? Then it’s time to ring the gong. It is an expression that completely captures the essence of intensity and adrenaline.
Ricky: Bill we saw your girlfriend Lucy flirting with some Italian guy at the bar
Bill: What’s the address
Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!
When the band percussionist is so good looking 🪇, he has to wear condoms to the gig
When a fat chick turns into pamela anderson
I was rockin a gonge one time and this fat camp looked like a supermodel camp That was the day that i got my biggest boner.
Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.
Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.
in North America, a term for an immigrant of any background who was, in their country of origin, a member of a banned of political/ spiritual/religious movement or political organization/political affiliation who, for reasons of political persecution in their country of origin, immigrated to the United States.
person a) my grandfather was a Falun Gong.
person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?
person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies. Since Hitler wanted Louis XIV glory he banned all political movements other than the Nazi party.
(a banned political movement in China)
in North America, an offensive term for a person of Asian background, especially if the person is of Chinese descent and is part of political movement/organization/political affiliation that you hate.
person a) my neighbor is such a Falun Gong, he belongs to an organization fighting for compensation for the descendants of Chinese immigrants brought to slave on the (both Canada and The US) Pacific Railway.
person b) nah, just let him be. As he is not infringing on your Constitutional Right of Freedom of Speech and Expression fund your own political movement that would aim to remove all Vietnamese mafia members involved in the drug trade from The US; the DEA and ATF would be grateful.
Although officially a banned political movement in China, this terms is
in North America, an offensive term for a person of Asian background, especially if the person if the person is of Chinese, Japanese, or Korean descent and is part of political movement, organization or political affiliation that you hate.
person a) my neighbor is such a Falun Gong, he not only belongs to an organization fighting for compensation for the descendants of Chinese immigrants brought to slave on our West Coast (both Canada and The US) Pacific Railway, he also happens to be a Democrat, and I am Republican to the bone marrow.
person b) nah, whoever this guy is, just let him be, as he is not infringing on your Constitutional right of Freedom of Speech and Expression. maybe fund your own political movement that would aim to remove all vietnamese mafia memebrs involved in the drug trade from The US; the ATF and DEA will be happy thought.
person a) sounds like a plan to me, man, thanks.