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A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.
The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
Your last will you left when you decide to suicide.
I hate my life.
Life is bitch.
Goodbye cruel world.
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1. What the editors of "News of the World" really thaught when they made the last cover of the worst newspaper of the world.
2. What the majority of British citizens would like to call out to Rupert Murdoch.
"Hey, you guys don't want us to tap your phones, invent stories, steer the government and make millions?
Fuck You and Goodbye!"
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When two leprichauns slap their cocks together on departing
Seamus and kev had a 'sword fight' jk it was just an Irish goodbye
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Leaving without letting anyone know.
See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistan “exit strategy”.
If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!
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A method of deleting someone off of social media, usually Snapchat, that first involves sending them a picture of your asshole before completely removing them from your life.
Hey man you still talk to Stephanie? Nah man she got clingy so I had to give her to brown eye goodbye
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When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.
Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"