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A big fat windbag who benefits financially by convincing everyone that "Global Warming" is an actual issue to worry about, even though the changing output of the sun is what causes our variable global temperature, and CO2 only comprises .03% of our atmosphere -- mostly from natural sources like volcanos.
Oh my god, your Prius is so rad. Yes, I bought this piece of shit because Al Gore is a god and he made me see the light of my evil carbon footprint. Now I can feel pious in my piece of shit Prius and snub my nose at all you poor slobs who drive Chevys.
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1. Winner of the 2000 presidential election
2. Inventor of the internet
1. Al Gore won the election until George Bush was appointed by the supreme court
2. Al Gore invented the internets
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To lick the very top of the ass crack. (Think of a plummer's ass when fixing your pipes.)
Gary finished his blumpkin off with performing a gore-lick on Dan.
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Al Gore is Egores younger brother.
Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.
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The false inventor of the internet and inventor of false information for which he won a nobel prize. Interesting.
"Did you hear about Al Gore's nobel prize?"
"Yeah, well he really did deserve one. I mean, the man invented the internet!"
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A fucking fucktard called Gore, normally a priest but migrated to Shaman.
Hasn't got banned lately because he doesn't play
Gore wow... lol...
Fuck sake Gore.
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the real cause of AIDS
Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape
Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.
-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)
-Caused "The Incident" in Lost
-Master of Black Magic
-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)
Penis: "I cant take any more of this super Al Gore's gloating."
..."Bye World!!!"
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