A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
Look at that guy! he looks like a guardian lions!
Released in 2018. It’s an absolute shitty reboot of one of the best Canadian cartoons ever made: ReBoot. They took the show and turned it into an animated Live-Action teen drama hybrid, which pissed off a lot of fans of the original cartoon, since they were waiting YEARS and YEARS for the show to make a grand return. The story is bland, unoriginal and doesn’t follow the source material. The characters are also walking one-dimensional faggots, the animation looks inferior compared to OG ReBoot and looks like something you would see in a PS1 title, it doesn’t have enough pop-culture or video game references, and then they borrowed stuff from Tron: Legacy, Code Lyoko and Power Rangers. POWER RANGERS AND CODE LYOKO OF ALL THINGS. What a gigantic clusterfuck, this is how to NOT make a proper return of a beloved CGI-Animated cartoon. It is worse than Dragon Ball Evolution. But hey, Megabyte’s redesign looks alright.
Person: Hey have you seen ReBoot: The Guardian Code yet?
Me: Yeah, it was an absolute shitstorm. The old show is better.
Person: Yeah, I totally agree! The characters and story were uninspiring to say the least.
For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies
I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican
A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have
Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.
If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
rank in cs-go
what's youre rank? My rank is master guardian
Shorthand for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. AKA the best marvel movie. Fight me
"Sup loser, wanna go watch Guardians 2? Its hella good"
"Shut up gremora simp"