he’s one hp

When your teammates dies tryin’ to kill an enemy.

“He’s one hp!”

When in reality, he’s full hp and your friend got shitted on.

“He’s one hp!”

HP Pavilion Gaming

gaming laptop (NOT THE DESKTOP)
very cool
geforce 1650
144hz screen
16 gb of ram
ryzen 5 5600h
512 gb ssd
999 dollars
insane laptop

Guy: bro did you see micheal? he has a hp pavilion gaming
Friend: yeah bro hes so cool
micheal: gaming

dirty hp

Cumming on dwarf face while she dressed as a Teletubbie,

Gave the missus a dirty HP last night