Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.

person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.

Egyptian Hallway

A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.

Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.

Hallway hoe

A bitch that's been ran through so much her pussy can literally be walked in by little people and sound like a cave system inside dripping the STD infections

Hallway hoe meaning whore

Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway

A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"

Hallway Hokage

One who wanders, an open minded slut paroling for cock in school, someone who hopes to gain money from selling her services. Typically are found under unpopulated staircases.

Jacquavius walked down the hallways, hoping to obtain services for 10 dollars by the Hallway Hokage

hallway

That one kid who looks like a hallway but licks hallways and poops in teacher's bags

Shes a real Kylie Jenner Hallway

hallway girls

A woman that you only hang out with or fuck in the hallway or staircase. Never bring inside your place or take out.

She wanted to go inside and fuck but I said nah left fuck right here in the hallway cuz you a hallway girls .Dafuq