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Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?
Rob: It's called a Goatee!
An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.
We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!
A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.
Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
When you over feed your hamsters and proceed to take the exercise wheel off the axis. Very cruel do not attempt. Hamsters can get very huge and live a shorter life than expected.
hamster chubs
A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid
You're honestly a hamster tube
A 20th century drinking game, comprised of smaller abbreviated drinking games combined. It is composed of beer bonging, beer pong, dice, darts, cards, shots and can crushing. It is a timed event resulting in the losers fulfilling a pre-set punishment. Usually consists of 3 or so beers consumed in around 3 minutes.
The combined time of team sunglasses gave them the victory tonight in the hamster's wheel
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An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole
"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"